Smile! :]

Hi everyone,
I found a joke in the Reader's Digest the other day and wanted to share it with ya'll/you guyses. I thought it was funny because it kind of related to what we learned last Saturday, about the different sects/denominations that have come out of Christianity. Enjoy~ :)

"Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, 'Don't do it!'
He said, 'Nobody loves me.'
I said, 'God loves you. Do you believe in God?'
He said, 'Yes'.
I said, 'Are you a Christian or a Jew?'
He said, 'A Christian'.
I said, 'Me too! Protestant or Catholic?'
He said, 'Protestant'.
I said, 'Me too! What franchise?'
He said, 'Baptist'.
I said, 'Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?'
He said, 'Northern Baptist.'
I said, 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?'
He said, 'Northern Conservative Baptist.'
I said, 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?'
He said, 'Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.'
I said, 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?'
He said, 'Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.'
I said, 'Die, heretic!' And I pushed him over."